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6 Horrifying Attacks on America! Unreported by Dishonest Fake News Mainstream...
Now revealed! Horrifying attacks on U.S. soil, unreported and disregarded by the dishonest and failing fake news mainstream media! We now honor these terrible tragedies and mourn the victims. May they...
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The Things We Remember, for Tamar Kitzmiller (1954-2017)
Do you remember the time, Tamar, that we hiked that wild mountain in Vermont, so intent on our gossiping that we missed the trail junction and continued for a full mile down the wrong trail? We...
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Dear President Trump, I Demand My Pony
Dear President Trump,You may not remember me, but we met at one of your rallies. I approached you and expressed my need for a pony. I said: "I am one of your sorrowful and fragrant forgotten people,...
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Netflix Presents: The Caged Orangutan
I've been watching The Crown on Netflix. Although the Queen is rather priggish and tweedy, the series has many merits. Among them are the chance to practice one's parade wave (it's really quite...
View ArticleThe Same 10 Questions I Always Ask Myself, November 2018
It's been a dreadful long time since I posted on this blog, so I decided to resurrect this recurring feature from the distant past.1. What are you wearing?A "schwag" fleece given to me by a former...
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I Made a Pet Out of My House Mouse
I now have a pet mouse. In the absence of any other pets, I have decided to adopt the only other female in the household, who happens to be vermin. In fact, I am not sure "she" is even a female. It has...
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Really, Really Bad Valentine's Day Gifts for 2019
First of all, I'm not a fan of Valentine's Day. It's a Hallmark holiday designed to psychically wound the single, the lovelorn, the dumped, and all the depressed losers who are clearly unworthy of...
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I'm Turning My Tiny Greenhouse Into a She-Shed!
So, we rent a house in our charming Connecticut town. It's a very sweet house, if a bit cozy."Cozy" is ALWAYS a euphemism for "this house is so damned small that I can feel your hot breath on my neck...
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8 Advertisements We Really Need to See During the Pandemic
Why let the pandemic stand in the way of a great advertising campaign? "Never Waste a Crisis," the new catch phrase of a Very Large Company we know (and which is always delivered in a bubbly, buoyant...
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Get Stuffed! Dreadful Valentine's Day Gifts for 2021
Fair lovers of Valentine's Day! This year, I have promised and delivered the usual panoply of hideous hounds, sloths, apes, and bears gleaned from the local markets.My key question is: If you purchase...
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