A smattering of the academic fare that was discovered in my attic. (The former owner of the home being a parochial school administrator.) There are many of these books. Here are some of the more alarming of the batch.
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| Everything you've always wanted to know about sin, sluts, interracial marriage, and nudity, answered by your favorite cut-up, "Monsignor J.D." |
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| "Yes, unless you're a totally rude fuck!"—Monsignor J.D. |
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| "I am a bit out of touch with techniques. Are you referring to the cheeks of the buttocks? If so, a light grazing is acceptable in the eyes of the Lord, but more vigorous 'pressing' or 'grinding' would be considered immoral. As would any ape-like maneuvers."—Monsignor J.D. |
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| I took the Dysfunctional Method. |
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| And it led to this! |
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| Repeat: Boys and girls should not be allowed together in the same room. |
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| Oh! What if I wish to know very little? Does this book cover that? |
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| I don't think that car has seat-heaters or Sirius XM OR airbags. |
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| If you are white and prosperous. If not, youse fucked. |
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| Perfectly healthy, normal teenagers. |
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| A mentally ill teen who daydreams of lustful car trips with older women! |
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| The fear of the "unknown" is worse than being chased by a maddened cow? I think not. |
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| For shame, Puerto Rican children who are having a delightful time in a water sprinkler. This is by no means the best outlet for your youthful energies! |
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| This photograph was found inserted inside Problems and Opportunities in a Democracy. It puzzles me in several ways. For one, is the mannequin intended to be homosexual? Where are #s 1 and 2? Why does Bobby Sue look happy with her date but Mary Lou look like she just got stuck in the arse with a pickle? |
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"If you run too much water into a bathtub, some water will overflow from the tub."
(Is that statement about the left testicle really true? Need to know!) |
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| Living things are slumped marionettes dangling from a crucifix. |
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| OK, I'll give this a shot; I'm only slightly "high." |
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| That big chunk of text helps SOOOO much. Thank you, Robinson's New Higher Arithmetic! |
