Ice
It's a lot like water, except frozen. ™
Mosquitos
God made 'em, you sprayed 'em. ™
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Morning
Teeth
Without them, you would look like that old feller on the corner. ™
Breasts
Yes, men really do enjoy them! ™
Air
Air! It's here and there and everywhere! It surrounds your hair! And also your underwear! ™
[soon to be a jingle]
Goats
They eat stuff they shouldn't oughta and look pretty pleased with themselves while doing so. ™
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Boils
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It's a lot like water, except frozen. ™
Mosquitos
God made 'em, you sprayed 'em. ™
Morning
What comes around, goes around. You lazy shit. ™
Without them, you would look like that old feller on the corner. ™
Breasts
Yes, men really do enjoy them! ™
Air
Air! It's here and there and everywhere! It surrounds your hair! And also your underwear! ™
[soon to be a jingle]
Goats
They eat stuff they shouldn't oughta and look pretty pleased with themselves while doing so. ™
Boils
Job didn't care for them. You won't either. ™
Fat Cells
They like to get bigger. Donuts help. ™
Dirt
It's like mud, but drier. ™
